Duck Off Socks men These socks say

These socks say

No prior stitching experience required

You just need a nap

and midnight Lego injuries

they make sure everyone knows that you and your son are both kind of a big deal

Duck Off Socks men These socks sayNothing says leave me alone like a mildly aggressive waterfowl. These socks are navy blue, loud mouthed, and absolutely over it. With a bright yellow duck floating smugly through cartoonishly calm waters and orange text that reads Duck Off, they deliver that special brand of poultry powered apathy youve been looking for. The yellow toe and heel? Thats just flair for the drama. Wear them to meetings where your soul flatlines. Wear them to brunch with