0 Percent Irish, 100 Percent Drunk Men/Unisex T-Shirt rent a swag Drinking rum before noon makes

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate

Helping to prevent the deforestation of Endor

On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan

Santa is a huge Spice Girls fan

Small people should never be seen by anybody

0 Percent Irish, 100 Percent Drunk Men/Unisex T-Shirt rent a swag Drinking rum before noon makesYou don't have to be Irish to be drunk on St. Patrick's Day. This updated unisex essential fits like a vintage well loved favorite. Expertly crafted with an ultra soft fabric, baby rib collar, reinforced side seam, and excellent quality print, our shirts will easily be the best in your closet. Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors feature a 52 48 cotton poly blend. Printed in the US: All of our products are proudly printed to order in the US.